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Could always get Krafth or Elanga to say "hello" in Sweden squad training

 

Interested to see your forthcoming post blasting PIF then.

 

Craig Hope has posted it now........WTF is going on!?!?!?!

 

Sean Longstaff will probably do it off the books.

 

Boths what I've just had a text about. Lopez is a straight loan with no obligation. Bonniface for £25m but pinches of salt.

 

Mental. This is jizzfest time.
Where is Tash?

 

I'm happy to donate some salt if it helps.

 

There is no way that we get Lopez.

 

I've got an old air-raid shelter at the bottom of the garden.....i'm going to sin in there for the rest of the day with some cans.....can't take deadline day anymore.

 

Journos are earning their money today. Usually transfer deadline day is some bloke standing outside Tranmere Rovers training ground just in case a taxi pulls up.

 

I knew you guys would get it

 

Thats why they hired me. Im here to mix things up, not a yes man!

 

Hearing Willock to Fulham may be one to watch

 

Oh FFS, I need to sit down.

 

Now now! Fcukin' behave

 

I mean with all due respect if you put GG at his most ****ing insane, Sclem at his most pissed, and DPP mushroomed off his tits and Chaos in full wind up mode, locked them in a room and told them to come up with the most ridiculous bullshit story ever that they could muster. They'd never in a million years come up with something as ridiculous as Osula to Frankfurt for £30m with a buy back clause

 

Lot of Germany activity, could Beier be one to watch? Turned down Brentford.

 

Oh really? I thought that was one of the factors in Brentford letting Wissa go.
Worth a punt.