Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

No need to repest anything mate.

 

Sorry are you having a go?

Agree to disagree and jog on ffs.

 

“Last transfer window”???

What have I missed - comet? new virus? Russia?? WTF’s going on? How long do I have?? We’ve got a new baby, for the love of God!!

 

All this because I said this.

You're all actually lunatics

 

That's better banter by miles mate

 

I'm getting the distinct impression I've been an antagonistic arsehole today..

I apologise and in future if I offer to agree to disagree that's your opportunity.. I will only offer it once.

 

In 24 hours the world is going to end. Or Isak sighs for Liverpool. Either way same outcome.

 

Oooooh, a tough guy, muesli gone off?

 

Is anything interesting happening on the transfer front?

 

Obi tell this bloke off will you...

 

For clarity that's tell him not suck him

 

Come on girls be nice to each other. We are all in the same boat. We don’t need to be ****ting in each others cereals.

 

Look mate, I have 3 shredded wheat for breakfast.

 

Like I said earlier it's my assailants that are the issue.

 

I have but he keeps forgetting.

 

Liverpool have put their cheque book back in the drawer until next summer.

 

I knew you'd eat the most boring cereal available mate

 

I wonder if the journalists are holding onto news so they can make deadline day appear to be dramatic.

There's usually very little going on, but they have the clock counting down as if something amazing is about to take place all ****ing day.

 

Hell, shredded wheat is caviar compared to muesli. It's for humans not poultry.