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Ashley Cole Shoots Chelsea Fan With Gun! No Joke!

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  1. TheMightyToon

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    whats rep?
     
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  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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  4. AH

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    This is shocking, truly shocking. Ban him, fine him, lock the disgraceful ****er away and facially and anally rape him with a brick.
    He's a professional, an international, someone who should be setting a good example to younger players why the hell is he bringing air rifles to practices?

    Disgusting.
     
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  5. TheMightyToon

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    <laugh> Rep
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    One of the first rules in carrying a gun is don't point it at anybody unless you intend to use it.

    Cole could do time for this but Chelski will probably buy the kid off and save Cole's scrawny neck.
     
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  7. Geordie Gashead

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    "five years' imprisonment and an unlimited fine"

    <laugh><laugh> Unlimited fine?
     
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  8. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Hope the :police: press charges and he get's locked up.

    At least the jailbirds know he doesn't shoot blanks <whistle>

    I'll get my coat.
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    Does Cheryl know that?
     
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  10. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Yes she defo does, she's round here right now at my computer screen.
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    Hope you're filling her in.

    On all the facts that is!

    Give her my best, always been a fan of hers.
     
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  12. AH

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    badum dum tsch
     
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    Nothing'll happen. He'll get one of those high priced celeb breifs that'll get him off with nothing more than an insincere appology, you know the sort: 'deeply regret my actions...in no way condone...accept my punishment...last few weeks have been very difficult...blah blah'.

    My brother in law was walking home to my house with my wife one night and 3 pissheads started on them - he managed to chin one of them and abseloute beaut, knocked 2 of his teeth out, but took a hell of a hiding. Despite the fact that my Missus provided a witness statement, in was on CCTV and he was clearly defending my wife / himself, he ended up with a 700 quid fine and missed out on 6 months for ABH by the skin of his teeth....because like rest of us normal mugs who pay the wages of scum like Cole, he hasn't got the money to be able to manipulate the 'justice' sysytem in this country.

    This ****wit is the epitomie of everything thats wrong with the modern footballer, I despise the ****er. Just hope theres a Spuds fan working in the kitchens that'll put powdered glass in his food.
     
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  14. u408379965

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    He can't get banned for something that happened on the training ground, and Chelsea will give the kid a nice bit of bunce to keep schtum, so the bastard will get away with it. Hopefully he'll die a long, slow and painful death though.
     
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    The kid will probably be given a ST and a team top to buy his silence.
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    Once again though, although Cole is known as a bit of a playboy it'll get nothing like the publicity it would have if it had been Joey.
     
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  18. Howeynufc

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    yep if this was barton, hed have been taken to jail 30 seconds after it had happend, banned for life and slaughterd by the media, ashley cole gets let off because they paid the guy off so he wouldnt report it! scumbag!
     
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  19. Rafa's Championship Party

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    An Arsenal fan would be better, they hate the way he left them.
     
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