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Off Topic The Victims Headline Game

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Aug 27, 2025.

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The Best Headline is

Poll closed Aug 30, 2025.
  1. Toon robbed by the Victims

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  2. Tremendous Trev Retains Headline Title

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  3. Newcastle's 12th man, the fans, defeated by Liverpool's 12th man, the ref.

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  4. For **** sake

    2 vote(s)
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  5. Pope left standard by 16 year old boy

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%
  6. Late-Night Robbery: Brave toon mugged by Scouse teen

    2 vote(s)
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  7. Corrupt officials strike again

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  8. Well if you think I’m joining in with this circus a second time….. pah

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  9. At Least We Aren't Man U"

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  10. 110 minutes…. I can’t strand it!

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  1. Gangsta Ginola

    Gangsta Ginola Well-Known Member

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    110 minutes…. I can’t strand it!
     
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  2. DIY Matters

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    This is awful GG…. but the game’s rigged anyway so it doesn’t matter
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

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  4. DIY Matters

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  5. Obi Wan

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    We have a winner!!

    Well done Matt.
    <applause><applause>
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

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    Now is the time for the initial vote. One vote per poster. No Chance to change so pick carefully. You have until 4.30pm Saturday 30/08/2025 to vote.

    The top 4 will go to a final vote. If the option has 2 headlines then both will go to the final vote.

    It’s simple but no doubt beyond most on here but time will tell.

    You only get one entry not two. First one counts as no editing time in the real world.

    And before I forget you can’t vote for yourself.
     
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  7. GodAlmighty

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    How the **** this has lasted a 2nd week is anyones guess.
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    You can edit your vote. Silly billy
     
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

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    You’re to late with that Headline entry. Please take heed that only your first entry is allowed and time limits imposed strictly.


    Ahh, you noticed the ‘honesty test’. Well done. :bandit:
     
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  10. GodAlmighty

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    Great, so for next weeks one we'll go with "Thank **** that ****e only lasted 2 weeks"
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

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    Ahh, not able to accept that one from you as it has to be based on the game and that's not been.

    :police:
     
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    Pope abused by 16 year old boy.
     
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  13. DIY Matters

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    Wait just a ****ing minute here!!!

    my headline was obviously “Isak strike punishes Magpies” !!!

    and you’ve seen the writing on the wall with that winner so deliberately included my “if you think I’m joining in with this circus a second etc etc” in the ballot!

    I am LITERALLY out of exclamation marks about this :emoticon-0183-swear
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    This headline gets my vote.

    VOTE FOR MATT!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

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    Doh Matt, genius i may be but I'm still taking the mind reading classes!

    You're asked to post your Headline. Therefore, what you post is your headline.

    As they said in NASA to all employees sacked for incompetence, it's not rocket science.
     
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