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    My sister asked me to get her son ready for school.
    So I beat him up and stole his lunch money.
     
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    So an aunt of mine suffers from Alzheimer’s and lives with her son. She's always wandering off in her dressing gown and slippers and just last week she was found wanding the streets over a mile away from the house.

    So I put a chain around her neck with a bell on it. It may sound a little inhumane and a little insensitive.
    But at least we always know where she is and that she won't go far.

    I mean that thing is HEAVY !
     
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    My new neighbour is so fecking ugly.
    If she doesn't get curtains soon, I might have to.
     
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    I remember the days Clare Balding used to present Crufts in a lovely blouse and now she’s throwing 2 footed tackles in on Virgil Van Dijk. She’s changed
     
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