Rangers v Celtic

I have never vaped, I just stopped smoking cigarettes cold turkey, easy as ****.

 

It's piss easy to stop, I've done it hundreds of times.

 

Doing all the can as per.

Rangers FC v *****-Payout F.C.

31/08/2025 12:00pm The Matriarch

Referee: Donegal O'Robertson
AR1 Daniel 'Son of the Garngad' McFarlane
AR2 Chris Rae

 

We could have Iain paisley in the middle and it wouldn’t make a blind bit of difference. Anyone who thinks anything other than a comfortable Celtic win is a ****ing spasticated ***** ****

 

"Form goes out of the window" platitudes incoming.

 

this is one of the worst footballing sides I’ve ever witnessed, never mind one of the worst Rangers sides.

 

Celtic are ****e too, but they will still comfortably beat Martin's mongtards.

Celtic's reign as kings of Hagissball coincides with the biggest malaise this countries national game has ever seen.

The definition of a weak era, aided and abetted by over 50% of officials being Scumtic fans.

 

I love weak eras.

 

Usual circumstances- Celtic cruise to a 3 scud win over rangers

Celtic after a 12 flight , jet lag etc - I can see a draw

Fed up Celtic not winning the M74 derby recently

 

Found @Pud on tictalk

 

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sevco have had our number for years

be shocked if its not another home win at the dome

 

We are predictable and only seem to win at Neely's Nursery when The Rat is unaware he has a quality player and mistakenly plays him in his strongest position.

 

If Rusty is still in charge come Sept weekend, expect us to be 12 behind *****-payout FC once Del's Dyamos skelp us and out of the LC when Grays Galaticos pap us out on are buttocks.

Only hope is that Aberdoom come to town in November, we invariably raise are game and put the mutton molesters to the sword in the relegation dog-fight.

 

the powers that be will make sure sevco win to prolong the Martin era

sort of **** that happens to the unluckiest club in europe

 

League only

We've probably played 2 of our historically most favourable ties in Murderwell and Scumdee. St Midden always proven difficult for Sevco's pooves.

Now we've got ***** FC, Farts, Livingscum and Dullkirk away on the plastic.

Celtic are odds-on to beat us. McInness and Martindale will set up teams to bully us, and McGlynns team will play us off the park.

This is genuinely the worst Sevco teams I've seen.

 

I had to laugh when I read some prick on twutta say that being a The Rangers fans is some sort of social experiment to see how much bullshit one fan base can sustain before collectively committing suicide (verbatim)

No chance the Savilites could take this amount of bollocks and still turn up 50k strong each week, ****, the ****s had to shut the tap tier when sevco were making friends on the way up the leagues after being triple relegated.

 

Brugges boss calling Rusty out now.

 

Looks like a deep fried ****e !

I’m a fat **** but I have standards ffs

 

Unfortunately, when it comes to haircuts, the standard appears to be 'nonce'