Off Topic The Burly Arms

I need Leeds to win this week, just for tthe bantz. Actually I'd consider a draw a victory, Legohead dropping points after only the second game would not be a good look. I think Eze will be Arteta's last chance saloon this season, if he don't win the CL or Prem, every excuse will have dried up. Eze the poisoned chalice has a nice ring to it. Bookmark it Piskie

 

Fosse getting the words 'my hero' and 'a ****' mixed up

 

Morning

 

Morning. That’s all that needs to be said.

 

Done mate

 

Birthday today.
Mrs just delivered a double sausage and egg muffing with a candle on top to my home office.

 

Just sitting by the pool doing nothing
Might finish my book.

 

We're all waiting for the leg picture mate

 

Funeral later, traveller lad i know, probably give the wake a miss though, they usually only end up one way.

 

I assume she’s dealing with your sausage and eggs later.

Happy birthday btw. Not a big birthday guy and you probably aren’t either because you aren’t 12.

 

All dressing up as drag queens and doing the conga ?

 

The son of the deceased wakes up with a mad hangover but still wins an illegal fight he’s meant to be taking a dive in in the third round, leading to chaos and multiple gang-related deaths across London which have a bizarrely low volume of traffic or passers-by.

 

Stereotypical nonsense. Everybody knows the Traveller community are into cross dressing.

 

That would be the best outcome

 

Do you like dags?

 

Yeah I like Dags

 

Will all be in York tomorrow for the races I bet to carry on.

 

Only the ones that aren't still in a cell

 

York races, won't be doing that again.

 

...there' a fine line...

...my dear ****