Rangers v Celtic

^^^ the judge ^^^

 

I did ask what the deal was with the LTN but nobody seemed to know

 

Skinny compared to me but ffs , pro athlete he is not !

 

He’s ****ing ****e as well. Does **** all other than take set pieces

 

He's another horrendous footballer but hard to really judge when they're being asked to play RustyBaw.

 

He's also quite good at tucking his hair behind his ears and looking done in after 25 minutes

 

Essential attributes for Scotch Haggisball Elite soccer.

 

Ah, the “me at 5s if I play outfield”

 

Tattoo on his thigh too. That’s gay

 

Apparently he also has a tattoo of a pink carnation next to his twat as well

 

That something you came across in some airport shennanigans?

 

No shenanigans involved. I met his husband Cecil at Bathgate International Model Train Station and after plying him with 3 double Babychams he disclosed all before spewing all over the barmaid who strangely enough was Scarlett Johansson. I helped her clean up and well, one thing led to another as they say. All over me like a cheap suit I can tell you!!

 

the Kazaks are 25/1 tonight

the market is unaware of Johnny Kenny

 

Only Celtic could draw a 25/1 shot. Incredible at this stage.

 

The benefit of winning the league

 

the board are haunted

 

We’re at this stage and Liam Scales and James Forrest are starting and our subs include
Ralston and Kenny !

Weak as ****

 

Score draw

 

if we had drawn anyone half decent we were out

got half a chance against the kazaks, but theyre at the business end of winning their league