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Discussion in 'Watford' started by Bring Back Wooter, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    BB lines his boots with crushed digestive biscuits to absorb the powerful foot odours which would otherwise distress his remaining friends...
     
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  2. geitungur akureyrar

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    I thought Katie Price was an English national treasure and like all treasure needs burying for a very long time.

    And Theo is the Archbishop of Canterbury, with a very low voice.
     
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  3. Al the Hornet

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    AK is in fact a Cod! An ancient one at that and did in fact start the Cod war in the 70's<grr>
     
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    PSH is Godfather to Heidar Helgusson's oldest boy and visits the family in Keflavik every summer. How's that for a link to the last post?
     
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  5. Al the Hornet

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    Chippy is actually part of the Occupy Group in Trumpton, go on get a job! ;)
     
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  6. Hornette_TID

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    (lol i always seem to be underneath Al (not that i'm complaining! lol))

    PSH lived with a hundred and fifty others, living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road.
     
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  7. Bolton's Boots

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    H knows this as she is one of those hundred and fifty others - and as a - ahem- senior member of the PSH harem, is entitled to twice yearly 'visitations'.
     
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  8. wear_yellow

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    BB is actually the chief executive of a cheap n cheerful online auction site called Fleabay...
     
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  9. Al the Hornet

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    W-Y is a founding member of the group Dawn of the 'Tie a yellow ribbon' fame;)
     
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    PSH holds the world record for eating the most green fruit pastilles whilst standing on his head.
     
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  11. yorkshirehornet

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    Chippy Minton is in fact a small market town near to Long Hanborough famous for the invention of the peppermint lozenge
     
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  12. Al the Hornet

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    Yorkie, is named after the chocolate bar!
     
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  13. Bolton's Boots

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    PSH eats so many green fruit pastilles because, like Scotsmen everywhere, he believes them to be a healthy salad food.
     
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    David cameron was going to vote in favour of the deal in Brussels last week until Bolton's boots phoned him up and threatened to burn his priceless collection of Victorian teddy bears if he didn't vote against it.
     
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  15. Al the Hornet

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    Chippy has such a bad case of woodworm that he is in danger of losing a limb:(
     
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  16. Lloydinio

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    PSH once met a person with problems in a shop called 'Mirror Maze'.
     
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  17. Hornette_TID

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    Lloydinio is a WUM ;)
     
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  18. Lloydinio

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    Hornette_TID once met Lawrence Bassini, Thats why he never turns up at fans events after what happened.
     
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  19. Hornette_TID

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    <laugh> good one!

    Lloydinio is actually 47, he lives in a mansion in Hampstead and goes to Vicarage Road occasionally, with a view to buying the club when he's 50.
     
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  20. Al the Hornet

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    H is a compulsive addict of TOWIE and in fact sill would like a part on the show as the gypsy queen!
     
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