In fairness, he said the last bus back to civilisation is ten past nine. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Thank you for pulling me up but I was promoting the delights of Hornsea over the likes of Lisbon, Porto, Vietnam and Raffles in Singapore ( we've all been there, obviously) as a destination. The irony may have avoided you.
I got the 'trots' in Lisbon and had to dive into a back street bar pronto, it was narrower than Sandringham and half the length. I just made it to the toilet, but the cubicle 'door' wouldn't have been out of place in the entrance to a wild west saloon, cue noisy explosive evacuation and an eventual no eye contact exit. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
At least when a similar thing happened to me in Pearson's on Prinny Ave,I had the good grace and dignity to run in,dump my overnight bag on the bar,order a pint...Then empty my bowel
If I'd ordered a pint I'd have dumped something else. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Sorry,yes I got itI'll get back to you later on in the week as I might bugger off to Drimsynie with a bag of golf Clubs for a couple of days(lad's up there in a caravan and I can kip there,get p!ssed and play the 9 hole course).
They've just had their Singapore Slings at Raffles and enjoyed them very much, they made a virgin version for the young man. It's pissing it down, so they're glad they had something indoors planned for today, it was bright sunshine yesterday and they spent the day at Universal Studios.
