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  1. Cityzen

    Cityzen Well-Known Member

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    If only our trains were as good.
     
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    Cityzen, Aug 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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    Cityzen Well-Known Member

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    What chores can you have? You’re married.<laugh>
     
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    Cityzen, Aug 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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    Just asking because we can produce our bus pass on the train and get concessionary travel in our local zone/area for something like £1.50 single fare,subway in Glasgow for £1.

    For longer journey purposes I buy a yearly senior railcard, costs £30 and I recoup that in one return journey to Hull(33% discount).
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Aug 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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    I've got the Senior Railcard Ric, haven't had chance to use the bugger yet. <laugh>
     
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    rovertiger, Aug 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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    Ric Glasgow Well-Known Member

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    £30 for a year or £70 for 3years I think...

    I just buy the yearly,too miserable to buy the 3 in case I croak after a year:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Aug 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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    That's the way I thought so only got the one year.
     
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    rovertiger, Aug 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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  7. Ric Glasgow

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    One big journey and it's paid for Rover:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Aug 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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    Yea, i'm gonna have to get out with my camera gear sometime, Just waiting for me health to calm down.
     
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    rovertiger, Aug 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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    Fair division of labour. :emoticon-0138-think


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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    TwoWrights, Aug 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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    Are you 14?
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Aug 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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    He's waiting for someone to ask 'what chores?' & reply with 'a pint of mixed and packet of pork scratching...'
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Aug 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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    You only get one in a packet?
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Aug 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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    Yea but it's still got the whiskers on.
     
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    rovertiger, Aug 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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    IMG_6731.jpeg
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Aug 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Aug 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Aug 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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    Myanmar-snub-nosed-monkey-2-Yin-Yan-used-with-permission-resize2~2.jpg
     
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