Hook, line and... (shared assonance with sinker) You kicked it back under it's bridge with its cheeks burning
Was trying to be balanced when I thought about those old leather balls, my knee started to ache. Delighted to see that daughters side use size 4 balls so lighter and easier to control for them. Only ever remember size 5’s when we were same age group….(just no Lacing on the ball)
... and there was me thinking 'your work was done' ... at least your nostrils work better than your sense of humour
Mate, you constantly pull the 'us' in your posts... your lack of self awareness is almost painful ... yet still funny ...
^^^ half a dozen posts across 2 threads, but you're not bothered and have got to me Your fragile ego is bruised to ****…
We all add to the board in our own ways mate but I can see the bantz potential, but I'd feel cruel for doing it, like taking an old mans walking stick away from him.
Signed some French bloke who nobody has heard of but will go to PSG for £70m this time next year and knock us out the World Cup.
It's ****ing insult, but assume it must be a joke. I did see a shop lifter once nicking booze, but he had a knife on him, and I valued the life of the security guard more who was oblivious to what was going on. Sometimes things really don't matter.
I’m quite happy to stand by my comments fella, if you think football success is only relevant if you seen it live, then crack on.
I saw a guy shoplifting in a local coop a few years ago as he wasn’t exactly subtle. I casually mentioned to the lady at the till and she said that they’ve been told to let them get on with it, rather than put themselves at risk.
I was reading an article somewhile back and it seemed to suggest shoplifting got worse the more self checkouts were rolled out. And some supermarkets were considering reversing the trend of self service because it had become such a big problem.
