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We need a poll

 

Cling film.

 

£120m + £10m. Replaced with Wissa, Kalimuendo and Woltenade.




Not.

 

The problem the journalists are suggesting is that there's nothing left out there for Newcastle to buy..

I find that hard to believe, but Howe has always referred to having a small pool of players they're looking at.

 

We should go for Larson.

 

Actually you know what he of all the names linked seems very Newcastle.

I'm not criticising, but I dunno, he just does.

 

This isn't a dating site.

 

Yeah, he’s literally just been bought for £23m so makes sense we’d probably pay £50m. Because he works hard, has PL experience and smiles a bit.

 

It's probably just as well given it's packed to the rafters with star trek nerds, hit and run felons and myself.

 

The thing is I laughed at this post, but there's something about links now. It's becoming easier to identify the one that finally pings up.

Larson does kinda give me that vibe and I bet we all get the same one.

 

100% this. There should be a simple rule if the Saudis are serious about getting to the top. 'Never sell any of our top talent to a club in the same ****ing division.' Especially a club who tried everything in their power to stop the takeover from happening.

 

Yep for all I’d love to see Kalimuendo, Woltenade, Kilicsoy it’ll almost certainly be Wissa and Larson.

 

Yeah it's like opening a present that turns out to be a pair of socks or deodorant at Christmas.. It's that oh well that'll come in handy kinda feeling. It's been about 30 years since I had that genuine Santa Clause feeling.

 

There's always that present who turns out better than you originally thought though.

 

What, you didn’t get excited about Ramsdale and Ramsdale?!

 

Yeah I got a tyre pressure pump one year. Brilliant gift... No more of those ****ing awful machines at petrol stations

 

In the midst of all this, were actually signing a player

 

Ramsey?

 

Nah but Ramsey I think is a better footballer than Elanga tbh...not knocking Elanga but he's all about pace and he's an impact kind of player.. Dunno if I'm making sense there, but I know what I mean anyway.

 

That's da one