Off Topic Non-Sunderland games

I talk to the young lads who look after the gardens here and I must sound like the ancient mariner.
(* That's from a book of poems by Samuel Coleridge.)
(** A book is made from pulped paper where written pages are bound together.)

I have to be careful not to say I've 'taped' the match or 'put the phone down' or they start Googling to work out wtf I'm saying ...

... and I wouldn't say I'm going down to the 'off licence'

( *Off licence is where you'd go if you'd only got ten shillings and it would've been your round at the club.)

 

1-3 Bristol City

 

Looking dangerous every time they attack but keeping it really tight ...

... Sheff Utd are playing exactly the same as last season.

4-1 now

Blades away to beat the traffic

 

Many years ago I won a game of Trivial Pursuit with that.
The question was along the lines of "which poem by Samuel Coleridge was (something, something), about an albatross.. "

I answered "Rime of The Ancient Mariner", and to the amazement of everyone it was right!!
"How the fcuk did you know that" they asked.

I only knew it as its a song by Iron Maiden....

 

1-4 Bristol City

 

1-4

 

I 4-1 want to thank Tom Watson

coz we would be kicking off today and not next week

 

And here comes Tom Cannon to save them.

And a triple change …

… pure Chris Wilder.

 

Time for Chris Wilder pics again me thinks....

 

Oh dear. How sad. Nevermind.

 

Rangers losing at home yo dundee, and down to 10 men

 

Thanks, just switched over

 

Selles now isn't it?

 

I meant the tactic, not the person ...

... it was always Wilder's favourite.

 

Scenes at Rangers

 

Rangers winning 2-1 now

Edit - goal disallowed, finished 1-1, could be 4 behind Celtic after 2 games

 

I saw him sat on the couch at half time for the Saints Wrexham game . What could have been if not for Watson eh