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Probably get Janet to do it.

 

Greggs.

 

As long as he doesn't play football like him..

 

What a world we live in.

 

Obi is intetested in any job opportunities.

 

You forgot to add Vangelis Pavledis - also getting some rumour noise today.

 

The endless list of strikers we're linked with today suggests that Isak is definitely off.

 

Good the ****ing weak groined git

 

Shift him to PSG.

 

Calf but let’s not let a good name call go to waste

 

Thought it was thigh

 

Wissa happening

 

all last season he had problems with his groin didnt he?

 

Either way he's made of balsa wood

 

Too many visits to the the Vermont.

 

We sell him watch him get a serious injury straight away

 

75 goals in 241 appearances

 

Kolo Muani is a good move, and a statement. Wissa is taking the pissa.

 

12D chess. We've cleverly positioned our rivals, and man utd, into signing players, so when we move for the real targets, we do so unopposed. It was us getting Fab, and jacobs and ornstein to tweet that crap.
Honest.