Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

The Paris ones already probably here and the PSG officials are all having a quick pint of Guinness in the clubs bar. (probably!)

 

We don’t use modern tech mate. We use Fax.

 

The new found friendship between Qatar and Saudi.
"Let's f uck those Americans over."

 

Carrier pigeon judging by how long we take.

 

I guess we code also use morse code. That’s a possibility.

 

Should change the clubs name to Newcastle Considerers FC

 

They will consider it. But don’t expect a decision soon.

 

Serious clubs bid.
We "consider/ evaluate".

 

We need this lady back.

 

Dear David, Eddie here. Just to let you know we are considering Samu. I know I know we been burnt 8 times already this transfer window but here at NUFC we like to communicate with the fans and keep them updated. Lets hope no-one else comes in for him, what are we like!

 

Brentford in talks with Bournemouth to agree a fee for Ouatarra. Personal terms already agreed.

That goes through then Wissa will happen very quickly.

 

to Spurs!

 

He's not interested in Spurs luckily. Wants to join us.

 

You should replace Eales, Roly.

 

So it's basically like watching a lass for weeks and doing **** all to make it happen.
Sounds familiar.

 

Must be some strong stuff… what do you do for a living Roly? Genuinely interested in where this unshakable belief in global asset management comes from.

 

MBS will probably have someone in mind.

 

He manages a moderately successful Greggs