Rangers v Celtic

Scissorhands with the FACTOIDS

In your FACE @scotlandscoefficient

 

Most likely scenario

The dandy dons get conference league group stages if they don’t win el play off

 

Just trying to be positive for a change then you bring it back to reality …

All because someone called your perms ‘flat and lifeless’

 

Ye have little faith

 

Some on here won't be liking this

 

Jews run Celtic

 

To right it’s not liked …

Celtic offer a third of clubs valuation and seem shocked when it’s KBd

Atalanta bid 15m for MoR, Celtic told them to **** off and sold him for 25m

Pay the ****in cash

 

What you on about?

you going to oasis you big ****?

Im going tomorrow. Meeting ER outside the ground

 

See those 2p machines at Blackpool that incrementally shove the keyring towards the edge

That's Celtic, but they're playing multiple machines until one lands.

 

He/she/it looks gay as ****.

 

No , couldn’t get tickets

Sound , make sure you don’t drink from his water bottle . #roofied

 

*Too

 

**** off, Wilson

 

I like Oasis up until the 3rd album (and even that is hit n miss). Most of the remaining albums have the odd belter but mainly utter dross .

Will be an epic gig mind you . A massive piss up , singalong and loads of talc

 

I’m just going for my insta

 

You need to do a coordinated dance with ER for tictok

 

*only fans

 

Awa and bile yer heid sonny.

If you can find a pan big enough that is.

You Harry Hooftahs are all the same.

 

These modern graphics are mind boggling

 

I'm more of an Ocean colour scene man tbph.