Injury Thread 2025-26

If an ear infection caused by a sexually transmitted infection becomes serious enough that it may kill you, you are said to be suffering from potential Gonna Ear.

 

So Chazz gives Ern the clap.
YCMIU

 

I’ve a spot on my nob…. No idea where it came from, I’ll squeeze the bastard when it get a white head…

 

Probably your bellend .

 

Ugh, c’mon Norm, I can’t unsee that post now

 

So Chaz doesn't know whether he's coming or going.
Or gone or here

 

Better not mention the one on my rear then lol

 

Pilonidal sinus, or just the way you walk?


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Sounds like Krystyna has been kissing you all over!

 

Sounds like our song “ kissing you all over “ lol

 

I love the confidence most people have around the returns of Belloumi and Miller , however, I'm not convinced both or even either will come back as strong as they went out. ACL is a big injury and many players struggle to come back at the same level. I sincerely hope they both come back roaring but I worry one or both will have a quiet season after an ACL.

 

Fair point but a Belloumi at 90% could be better than what we've got now!

 

I 100% hope so like all of us but I'm a bit worried tbh as it's a ****er of an injury.

 

I am unsure, with surgical improvements over the years, if there is a better prognosis for players to return to their previous levels. I hope so but I just know that for the next few months we will all wince every time Belloumi or Millar go in for a tackle.

 

Apparently Millar is running a 12s 100m at the moment, which even without an ACL injury is above average.

Shearer, Van Nistlerooy, Totti, Roberto Baggio and Zlatan Ibrahimovic all suffered ACLs and then carried on afterward just fine. In fact I'm pretty sure Shearer did his in his debut season as a top flight footballer.

 

Fingers crossed

 

This is promising since Millar was much more about sheer pace, Belloumi beat full backs more with guile than speed so it probably wouldn't hamper him as much if he was a little bit slower after the injury.