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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Magdad, Feb 3, 2025.

  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    OMAD. Genius.
     
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  2. Roy Munson.

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    **** it mate the aging process started long ago. Literally every single person that's existed has failed and will fail to defeat it. The harder you try to worse it will get. Once you're over 40 it's time to let it all go.
     
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  3. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    One Masturbation A Day.
     
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  4. CaraMatt

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    58 and have a new baby, Roy… need to a) stay around as long as possible, b) not look like I’m 58… or at least not look a fat-out-of-shape-58-year-old

    but - for all the youngsters on here, yeah it gets ****ing hard as the years pass
     
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  5. Roy Munson.

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    It's basically a very simple process which involves never eating a single calorie for 24 hrs a day.
     
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  6. CaraMatt

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    Oh well, no, this won’t work
     
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  7. CaraMatt

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    Got it, read it… one meal a day… that might aid weight loss but it won’t build muscle - and that’s a chore as it is. It’s ****ing hard eating minimum 4 times a day. Already gone out the window today because of the gin
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

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    You’re only 58? I would never have guessed!!


    In the nicest non personal way possible… :bandit:
     
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  9. Roy Munson.

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    When you reach the point where ****ing becomes a chore you're ready for the final cj
    It's unwise to go straight to OMAD.. Starts 12 hrs and work your way up.... Actually fasting increases human growth hormone.... Tbh with you it's not fun.. No breakfast is pretty ****ing depressing especially at weekends
     
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  10. CaraMatt

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    No, T… you’ve done that wrong… I think you were going for “you’re 58?!” - but your phone auto-corrected an “only” in there - the effect that has is to actually make it sound like you think I look older than 58 <laugh>… which was obviously not your intention - you can edit these posts I think… ha! Bloody phones eh
     
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  11. Geordie Ginola

    Geordie Ginola Well-Known Member

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    I think Howe has to much control yes. I think we need more people at the top who know what they are doing.
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

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    Do carnivore. It's life changing.
     
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  13. magpie290761

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    But you agreed with Roly that Howe doesn’t know what’s going on. Surely he’d know everything if he had too much control?
     
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  14. Roy Munson.

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    I'm just letting it all go mate... It's time for moderate exercise and golf maybe
     
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  15. Roland Deschain

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    He probably has too much say rather than control.
     
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  16. magpie290761

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    How can he have too much say in things that he doesn’t know are happening?
     
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  17. Roy Munson.

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    What the hell is going on in here <laugh>
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    You have another new baby and named him after Chaos? <yikes>
     
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  19. Roland Deschain

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    Too much say in the direction of transfers, influencing what can and can’t be done, who can or can’t arrive (ie PL experience only) . In matters he should be involved in - Isak - he hasn’t got a clue. It speaks to the confusion and mismanagement that permeates this club.
     
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  20. Geordie Ginola

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    No. But Howe needs help. He maybe has to much control because there are few quality staff around him.
     
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