Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

It appears we've got a new faction! the 'in denial brigade'

 

I’ve weakened and opened the doors to the G&T…. **** it, week off and I can’t be hanging around all week for the Sesko signing without a buzz.

and Yes, Mick, I’m now thinking £150m is too cheap as well - I’m also praying to the Universe it’s not Liverpool; hate ‘em

 

Looks like pif are buying Nunez. Would mean they can now afford Isak

 

That’s Bollocks!! Go and do some marking you scoundrel

 

During my chippy holidays? It's shrooms month

 

We still have to agree to sell.

Still can't see that happening unless we get a quality replacement eg Sesko.

So they can have all the money in the World and it still makes no difference.

 

We're going to sell if we get a suitable offer.

Just my opinion though.

 

Yes, we can be that girl that just doesn’t fancy them…. it will drive them ****ing mental, and we can tease them for three more years if we like…. or better still, give our gorgeous lady-garden to some Spanish or French lothario… by the time they get hold of Isak he’ll be a cum-soaked has-been

 

I’d like to apologise for that … blame the G&T

 

Err....

Well.....

Hmmmm

Mommy!

 

Gin and tonic.. That's such a fannies drink

 

It’s to complement trying to lose my beer gut… and it’s hard work as it is…. particularly when you’re constantly crushing my optimism … you rude ****!

 

Try OMAD it works but life becomes increasingly more and more dull...

 

Interesting.

 

So you agree that Howe has too much control whilst not having a clue what’s happening?

 

My discipline must be improving, I had two bottles of wine in my trolley at the checkout earlier, and looked down… and then removed them from my purchases. I said to myself “if I don’t buy these, Sesko will sign for us”

 

From the gazette; The likes of Kieran Trippier, Fabian Schar, Nick Pope and club captain Jamaal Lascelles are all now in the final year of their current contracts at St James Park and, as it stands, will be free to leave the club on a free transfer at the end of the upcoming season. Goalkeepers Mark Gillespie and Martin Dubrvaka, full-backs Matt Targett and Emil Krafth are also out of contract.

Didn’t we extend at least 5 of these idiots contracts this summer?!

 

I don’t know what it is… will google and keep my fingers crossed it’s not obscene porn