Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

I guess I'm just saying stop cherishing the Earth and build a new stadium. People seem to spend far too much time worrying about an Environment that doesn't care about them.

 

Hope to see you on Leazes Park with your pro stadium placard this afternoon

 

Seriously there's some of these guys prioritising the transportation of some newts.... Those newts must already be some of the least wealthy newts located anywhere on planet earth.. Living in a cold miserable crisp packet infested swamp.... Put them out of their misery

 

A black hole will swallow earth up and spit it out in another part of the universe with a new, younger Sun

 

Highly unlikely because nothing could withstand the gravitational pull of a black hole. The earth would literally vapourise into thin air before it even got close.

The thing that I find interesting is that it could happen at any moment.

 

Any chance we can actually sign a player before all this black hole business kicks in?

 

Possibly

 

There’s a 12 mile wild object coming towards the earth and will arrive in December.

 

The Androminans?

 

Could be. I believe relations of this chap.

 

They have evidence that a black hole spat out a star. So although highly unlikely it is possible

 

Hopefully this is just the shrapnel and there's something like the planet unicron headed our way.

 

Mint, he’s now coming out with scientific theories like Sheldon from big ****ing bang theory

 

Believe it or not, but I used to be fascinated with the universe/physics and owned a telescope..geology also for a time.

 

You’re not posh. You wash in chippys piss water and ****es when they run down stream ffs

 

Yeah mate, we all owned that **** when we were teenagers. There was no star gazing involved though

 

Apart from that starry eyed lasses bedroom across the road

 

Well I am doing a parachute jump in December...

 

Hope has a face you wanna punch repeatedly doesn’t he.
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