Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

Yes, ideally. Unfortunately Botman looks to be made from similar material to Wilson, he breaks down so regularly. Shame because he looks genuine quality when he manages a run of games. Add to that, Schar and Burn nearing their playing careers natural ending points, we'll probably need another two next year even if we manage to get two in this summer... Unless DPP is correct about Murphy having a high enough ceiling and being close enough.

 

Simple solution. We just need to move whoever is in charge of promoting all the new kit launches and make them head of player recruitment instead. They'd be all over it.

 

That's what Roly has been asking for.

 

No offer and Liverpool are not planning to put an offer in. We've told them he isn't for sale and they won't put a bid in unless that position changes.

Someone has been paying the likes of Romano, Ben Jacobs and the other s hit lickers to spread false rumours. We know exactly who.

Isak is expected back at training next week. If he turns up and trains as normal with his team mates then we will all know that this saga has been a complete crock of ****.

 

We've got an Alan Sugar type promoting the merchandise. Del boy is in charge of transfers.

 

Has he actually signed yet?

 

It's delayed because they couldn't get a photo/ video of him catching a football without dropping it.

 

He scored a fantastic goal the other day did Murphy.

 

We already have, just waiting for him to turn 18 aren’t we?

 

Don't tell the Mackems that.

 

OK, not quite a big player signing, but...
Ahem...

 

Entitlement is rife...

 

Ironic - Most people will probably need that to get through the season ahead.....

 

Yeah, could do with one now.

 

Is Ramsdale officially signed now then? As keeper's go and considering how crappy the window's been, this is good. Not Donnarumma, but better than Pope anyway.

 

Always found it funny that we have a keeper called Pope who is scared of crosses.....

 

Devils in the detail I guess

 

Never really been concerned about him with crosses, it’s more his kicking and general decision making at rushing out his box for no reason.

 

Yeah, total lack of composure and too prone to getting a rush of blood to the head. If it where all about shot stopping then he'd be right up there with the best. But his general game is frightening at times.