My Swedish au-pairs stepdads uncle is coach at Swedish 5th division side UR APreeck FC who play in the Swedish 5th Division and has told her that Charlton have tabled a 2 million Kroner (yes, Sweden doesnt use Euros yet) bid for their 18 year-old Afghan sensation Mustafa Laff Junior who has scored 35 goals in 12 games - even though he has one leg shorter than the other !. He told the Charlton representatives that because of his impediment, he tended to run around in circles in away games, but because of the slope at their ground he was incredibly effective. Charlton believe that, because of the slope from East to West at the Valley that he could make an incredible impact, however they need to be selective when playing him away. Reliable source - you heard it here first boys.
I think Jonathan Ackworth scouted him. Apparently we are also after a new Chinese superstar called Wi Wun Wunce, but he has said unless his fellow team mate How Lung Sinc is also allowed to join at the same time, then he wont be signing.
Bengt just called me and incredibly , he said that Charlton WERE also looking at a Chinese kid at the club called Wun Wong Wei - this kid could run backwards faster than others could run in the normal fashion - however, he said that Charlton declined to make an offer when WWW scored a Hat-trick one game - in his own net !