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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Dec 12, 2011.

  1. Null

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. jenthesaint1990

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    laudrup, you disappoint me.
     
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  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    To be fair she probably can't remember his name either.
     
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  4. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    He is definitely holty jen
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    He probably can't remember his own name either.

    <tumour>

    <sorry>
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Jen, are you disappointed that you havent had any of my loving?

    She probably doesnt remember much from the night <rohypnol>
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You've just put this thread up to entice Huth up to Scotland. It was the "nursery" that gave it away.

    Seriously though, you have to be sure its worth cheating on your bird. That road is packed with guilt and lies. I suppose the photo will be the deciding factor. If she is smoking then you may have no choice.
     
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  8. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Warm pouch, I just want to find her to see if she has holiday photos <laugh> <****bank>

    Its weird, have an obsession of her right now! <laugh>
     
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  9. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    scotland :bandit:

    Little tip:

    If you place a body in stream, legs facing upflow, it only takes a few hours before the DNA is removed or unusable <ok>
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Didn't read that at all did I. Haha. **** it then, has this nursery not got a website, maybe a staff list? If not maybe find someone with a kid who goes to said nursery and get them to make some enquiries. Make sure whoever does the digging doesn't know your bird of course.

    The things we do for a ****.
     
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  11. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Ultimate danger ****

    They do have a website but it's ****e, no staff list or anything. I could phone up and ask the name of the hot 20 year old with black hair and is obviously easy <laugh>

    If only i could get away with convincing my bird to have a threesome, find this other one and convince her as well.
     
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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    This ^^

    I minus 2 for being drunk, then I minus 1-3 depending what kind of venue I am in.
     
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  13. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    over 20's -3

    under 12's+ my sperm
     
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  14. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Right, home now so cropped me out of the photo <faceinhole> and left her. Hopefully this works.....
     

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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Aye good luck with the threesome. Get the cock on ice as soon as its been lopped off mind or you'll be cockless for life.
     
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  16. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Definite 6 <ok>
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    She looks like a reflection in a spoon.

    <FrankieBoyle>

    Na, she's sweet.
     
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  18. Fabulous Fabio

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    She's not too bad, an 8/10 though? I'll give her a 6.5
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She gets a 6 from me.
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Stick a big tattoo on that arm and it could be mine. I bet she gives a cracking **** though <ok>
     
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