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  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Are the Home Office allowed to lie on their Twatter account?

    The Home Secretary, Yvette Cooper, told Parliament: “since the election this Government have returned more than 35,000 people who have no right to be here.” (Hansard, 14 July 2025)

    The ONS numbers show 9,838 failed asylum claims (Albanians were 35% of that total), 5,154 foreign national offenders (criminals, usually deported; Albanians and Romanians were more than half of the total) and 8,590 enforced returns (almost half Albanians and Romanians). The numbers do not actually add up here because according to the ONS, there were 26,388 voluntary returns and 22,267 refusals of entry at ports. Surely you cannot be a ‘return’ if you were refused entry. Small boat returns in the last three quarters (since the General Election) number 1,611. As “Failed asylum seekers and foreign national offenders” equals 9,838 + 5,154 (14,992) what were the other 20,008 in this magic number?
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The U.S fudge numbers by doing that , Obama took credit for deportations but most were just turned away at the border too
     
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  4. Benvenuto Cellini

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  5. QuarterMoonII

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    I think I will ask Esther McVey to get Yvette Cooper to give us a breakdown of the numbers in Parliament. <laugh>

    I looked in the ONS spreadsheet and of the ‘voluntary returns’ 8,228 were “assisted returns” (basically they were paid to leave) and 13,008 were “others”. By nationality 7,339 were Indian (up 48%) and 4,629 were Brazilian (up 64%): visas expiring, I would guess. The biggest risers by nationality were 512 Sudanese (up 320%) and 370 Colombians (up 294%). Jezza is currently in Bogota for a pro-Palestinian conference set up by its loony Left President, a fellow fan of Venezuela’s former leader Hugo Chavez.
     
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    I like some raisins in my fruit loops.
     
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    Yeah, see!
     
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    <laugh>

    Their crazed righty Orange God is a massive nonce.

     
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    Good old Tate, the modern day pinup for incels and other assorted weirdos.
     
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  15. DMD

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    Apparently, only about 1,000 Afghan's were attached to UK forces. If that's correct, it raises some interesting questions on who the rest of them are, especially as this is just one wave, there were other schemes too.

    Even more telling is that the supposed leaked list was something that the Taliban already had anyway.
     
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  18. Mind The Duck

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    Ffs Israel were Jolanis Airforce during the Syrian coup <laugh>

    Israel will now claim to protect the Druze (who are being murdered) and annex part of Syria
     
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    Were there any mass protests each weekend?
     
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    He didn’t go for the honey trap excuse that got put up on here as an excuse not to care about him being a noncey sexual predator.
     
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