New Itsu advert (Ronnie Pickering parody)... https://www.tiktok.com/@itsuofficial/video/7520164845140938006?lang=en
You have to pity his wife. Wouldn't trust him to be on his own near a woman without getting a bit 'hands-on'. Or maybe she knew and prepared to take it as part of the package.
I thought this was genuine until I got to the "PC Cockhead" part That's a name Bob Mortimer would come up with on WILTY.
I thought the same but, this is interesting, PC Tim Sweetman does exist. https://imsvintagephotos.com/produc...9Q0G2pj4vxZKnXjA-Nko70fpWqpEb6AfSETPVU8i1RK6T
He has suggested that he was hired as a ‘cheeky greengrocer’ as if that somehow makes his behaviour ok…
I am FUMING … Just been asked by a group of local kids outside Sainsbury's saying could you get me 20 Richmonds. Stupidly I agreed and got them a packet. When I handed them over, I couldn’t believe the abuse I got off the cheeky little buggers after doing it Told them next time they can get their own bloody sausages it’s the last time I’m doing a good turn if that’s the thanks you get