Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

Isak Lewin(27) Osula and ???

Isak Wilson(old as ****) Osula and ???

Could be nice progress made imo

 

Elanga can also play down the middle, if required. So would be a very decent signing and gives us options.

 

Sounds like Lewin has a better option. I'm beginning to think Howes had full control since Staveley left.

We've become utterly useless in the market.

 

My point was the ???? would remain blank, mate.

And DCL is 28.

 

Something somewhere has gone completely tits up. Journo's are in the dark not because they don't have contacts but because there's genuinely **** all happening. Last year they hid behind PSR, this year? I dunno, feels like we're terrified of making an actual decision and are so desperate to squeeze this "value" out. Howe seems to have settled unequivocally for PL experience trumping everything and anything else, but PL experience is the most premium commodity in world football.

How the **** it takes 18 months to get a keeper from Burnley is mystifying.

 

Who cares about the age, DCL's scoring record is appalling.

 

Like squad sizes? We can’t have 4 strikers in the squad. Certainly not in Europe.

 

Finally.

 

Too tired to complain about him?

 

He couldn't wait anyelanga.

 

Its exhausting being this negative mate.

 

He better be better than Murphy.

 

New signing Elanga comes out pre match to warm up -------Twang, and there it goes!

 

Poundland Roly

 

Elanga, Isak and Gordon.
Enough to terrify defences.

 

Got to be one of, if not fastest front 3 in Europe

 

Supported by Tonali, Bruno and Big Joe.

 

With Lewis and Tino and Botman........... another centreback and an upgrade on Pope and that's one ****ing hell of a starting 11.

 

Alex and the Ants!