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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh>
     
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    When I see you 'morning' in the afternoon, it always makes me think of the Stephen Hawking time travel experiment...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking's_time_traveller_party

    I'm thinking now there is mind twister in here somewhere, about knowing it's really the afternoon but you are going back to the morning, which only a time traveller could know, but that's not true, because everyone who is in the afternoon, already knows it's the afternoon, but then that would depend on where in the world you are as people could still be in the past. << I'm sure someone could make a better job of this than me.
     
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    I liked this explanation from the wiki page.... Going back in time creates a parallel timeline that has no impact on the original.

    This was funnier... Time travelers receive the invitation and decide not to attend.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    Reality is that I'm lazy **** sometimes but post "morning" anyway.

    Or am I just drawing attention away from the fact that I'm not off this world?
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

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    'of' ...<whistle>
     
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    Nope.
     
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  11. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Just had a Timeout biscuit bar and a brew for
    Elevenses
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Up here atm

    IMG_1717.jpeg

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    weirdly some bloke on the Tour de Drance commentary team just mentioned the price difference of Vielle Ferme there and here

    and yes not a lot is happening in the tour today <laugh>
     
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    All the biscuits in the shop and you picked a TimeOut. Dead biscuit.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    it was all that was in the fridge.
     
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    Online course this afternoon, I enjoy the introduce yourself bit. I just make stuff up.
     
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    Scandalous. How do you have room for the salt?
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    We leave the ketchup and milk on the dining table.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    just play it like any teams meeting.
    Just unmute at the end and say “nothing from me” and “thanks for your time” and done.
     
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    Today I said I used to be Rowan Atkinson's PA, they asked for how long ago I said about a year until I was replaced by some bloke called Bob.

    Nobody got it, they all thought it was interesting.
     
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