Off Topic Desert Island Sex

If you were stranded on a desert island forever and could take one of the following females with you which would you choose?

any why?

One legged albino dwarf
Grotbags off of Emu
Susan Boyle
Katie Price

 

I'd still buck price in that field of options unfortunately.

 

I agree, at least you’d have a musical beat to bang her to as Harvey tries to open a coconut with his head all day and night

 

I'm trying to assess which put of Katie Price or Susan Boyle would provide the best bouyancy to make a potential life raft to escape on.

 

Neither of them are the size of a continent so wouldn't matter

 

And, if the weather got really bad, you'd have a handy cave to shelter in

 

Gotta be price from that list but damn this threads replies

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Grotbags all day long. Looks like she’d be up for anything.

 

On a desert island there won't be a lot of food so she will slim down too one would hope so she may end up looking quite hot one day, even though she would be green. Gotta think longer term and strategically.

 

And if there is a really strong palm tree on this island...

 

So basically…… you want to shag Kermit?

 

Think Grotbags is the love child of Kermit & Miss Piggy?

 

Could be

 

Jesus! I'm intrigued as to how difficult it was to find that image. Not for personal reasons, obviously, but in quiet admiration of your commitment to finding material for this frankly remarkable thread.

 

A mate of mine once shagged a lass with one leg... which he didn't know at the time f the conquest. Literally, it came off in his hand so he lobbed it over his shoulder and just dived in. Said she was a great ****.

 

I literally typed in Grotbags and it was just there. I think Chippy must have recently published it.

 

Funny that coz when I did the same search I had to scroll for quite some time to come to that one

 

I didn't come at all. You filthy beast.

 

no that bird out of the wicked movie.