Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

Just seen Eales in WH Smith buying toner for a fax machine, looks like things are hotting up.

 

Found an interesting take on the Pedro situation. Given his comments about it only ever being Chelsea (London) for him, how does our scouting feel he would be the right profile if indeed we’re trying to be so “detailed” about players? Surely chasing one we know wouldn’t want to live in Newcastle would be something of a red flag?

 

They possibly did know, how do we know what the press say is true? We may have dropped our interest in him ages ago.

 

Toon fans scouting for transfer news on 1st July...

 

Even adick boarding on a flight from Roma as we speak

 

Lol this thread last night, why did I go to bed early?

 

So, apparently Trafford is very close now... Heard that a few times though.

Sky Sports are also now reporting that we're close to agreeing a fee for Elanga. Downie suggesting it may be around £53m.

Also, rumours we've gone cold on Guehi and looking at bringing in one of Scalvini or Tapsoba instead.

 

I nearly posted the Samaritans number on here yesterday

 

I wonder when GG will be back, he called everyone every name under the sun then seems to have rage quit.

 

Harry Potty will go sulk with his half flood piss and be back, trying to be all friendly and nice, making out he's reasonable and that he's just passionate and misunderstood.

calling everyone pricks, arseholes, twats, drunks etc is reasonable if it comes from him. Calling his m Harry Potty on the other hand is crossing the line.

If you ever want a giggle do what we do post match in pub. Load up any match day thread, ignore every other poster and just read GG’s posts from start to finish. He spins right round more times than Pete Burns

Hopefully he’ll be back anyway, otherwise our now traditional pre match ritual of bed wetter bingo in the pub is gone

 

Like The Earl, another match day tradition bites the dust...

 

Not given up hope yet

The Jock Twat on Pitt Street has a certain ring to it

 

The Jock Strap, surely ....

 

Although "The Bedwetter's Tears" has a certain ring to it

 

I put it down to 2 possibilities.
1. He only wanted Chelsea but kept it quiet in case Chelsea didn't make a bid
2. That line was put out after Chelsea had bid list price as a bit of PR.

I think option 2 is more likely myself, how many players have said "It's been a lifelong dream of mine to play for X" when they signed?

 

We signed any **** yet

 

Think we should look abroad personally, get better deals.

PL players are way over priced..60m for elanga man..he's a decent player but worth about half that.

 

Especially when it's Chelsea