Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Just managed to achieve my personal best of holding my breath underwater for an incredible 8 minutes and 42 seconds.
It all started in the swimming pool when a woman shouted out to her husband "That's the dirty b*stard him, over there!

 

The Royal Mail created a special edition Keir Starmer Stamp, but the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged Keir Starmer who demanded a full investigation.

After weeks of testing and £2million of tax payers money the investigation presented the following findings.

The stamp is in perfect order, there is nothing wrong with the adhesive, people are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

 

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that . . . . I didn't read the whole article.

 

A lot of women say that their husbands don't listen.
Luckily, I've never heard my wife say that.

 

Someone needs to have a word with their kit man. He’s duplicated a few numbers there.