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Yes mate

 

Came from a top journalist

 

I promise the monsters won't get you bud.

 

Aye so have a few but it was only "interest" right?

 

Well I thank you and I’ll tuck meself in

 

No it said we’ve started talking with sassuolo for him

 

I can do it if you want?

 

Well that’s the best offer I’ve had in awhile

 

Hmm, I'm sure something will come out soon if we are still after him.

 

Lauriente was linked over two weeks ago now so if it was serious I think we’d have heard more. Not saying there wasn’t interest but it’s seemingly not a priority

 

I hadn't realised Petrovic was available from Chelsea. Good keeper although he'd probably be a tad expensive.

 

Don’t say that you’ll upset Cam

 

Mugs for earrings iirc

 

And your favourite malt marra? Mines Balvenie (sp).

 

Well no funky cold Medina for us (I know it was never happening)

 

Have a friend who works in a corporate position at United. He says Rashford must just have had a very clever PR team because he's never been anything other than a ****er inside the corridors of the club. He could never understand how this arrogant knob became such a media darling.

 

They aren’t a ambitious project apparently

 

Has Romano been tweeting all evening or just started a spurt?

 

It's tomorrow marra

 

ITK more than Fab mate, here we go