For those that may have been concerned by the lack of posting from @Smudger603 please do not think he's about to dessert us, he's too loyal for that, he's on his hols at the moment and is too busy sampling the local brew. Perhaps you can send us some reports.
Also when I’m on holiday I do tend to stick the phone in the beach bag on silent and ignore it - bliss
Ibiza is a lovely island but they do pull your pants down and take advantage - I think this will be my last visit now
Late March it's beautiful. I found a little family cafe where they spoke no English but made paella for the locals every Sunday. The best paella ever.
Just.to appease Elfs concerns about my diet I haven’t had one full English breakfast - I love the the Mediterranean diet - avocado, grated tomato and scrambled eggs is my “ go to “ breakfast
Just to cheer Elfs up - I’ve seen two very fresh looking palarse tattoos on twats walking around where I’m staying ….. and a couple of full kit w**kers
