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Off Topic I have 2 women who want me!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Wayne the Punk, Jun 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM.

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  1. Wayne the Punk

    Wayne the Punk Well-Known Member

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    It had to get me to 66, to get here, one lives 10 miles away, the the over one about 400 miles away, I think know what I am doing, any advice?
     
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    Wayne the Punk, Jun 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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    Sunday club was it?
     
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    Crowtree, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
  3. Daz

    Daz Well-Known Member

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    Female bailiffs now? Whatever next!
     
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    Daz, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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    Daz Well-Known Member

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    On a more serious note, one woman is more than enough hassle :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Daz, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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  5. Wayne the Punk

    Wayne the Punk Well-Known Member

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    ****ing right there
     
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    Wayne the Punk, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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  6. Wayne the Punk

    Wayne the Punk Well-Known Member

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    A lot of years ago, I had 3, I was so tired, got there names mixed up :)
     
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    Wayne the Punk, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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    Southern A Well-Known Member

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    they’re not close enough to run into each other. Live two lives. Easy.
     
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    Southern A, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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    Snaggey Well-Known Member

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    Much easier with just the two: left and right.
     
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    Snaggey, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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    Those Paternity cases can get complicated, can't they...
    ...:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    OldNewtown, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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    Wayne the Punk Well-Known Member

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    They are both lovely girls, wouldnt like to cheat on either, but that has made me think :)
     
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    Wayne the Punk, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM

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    Choose the one with the best tits.
     
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    Nads, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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    Wayne the Punk Well-Known Member

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    will tell tomorrow, not really a tit man
     
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    Wayne the Punk, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Aye I’m a booty man to be fair.
     
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    Nads, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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    Greedy twat:emoticon-0132-envy:
     
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    cumbrianmackem, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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    They’re far enough apart to not know about each other. Get the pair of them fettled.
     
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    The Legendary Tongue, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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    Wayne the Punk Well-Known Member

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    spirit of 73 Well-Known Member

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    As Harry Hill would say
    "Only one way to decide"
    "FIGHT"!!

    In mud of course in bikinis :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    spirit of 73, Jun 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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    They'd be a bit overdressed wouldn't they?!
     
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    Draig, Jun 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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    That’s like the one where the lad is shagging identical twins from Barrow without the other one knowing, his mate says do you never get worried about getting them mixed up, he says no the brothers got a moustache.
     
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    Pick the one miles away. Still have a bit of freedom.

    Alternatively send pics and we'll choose for you.
     
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    SAFCDRUM, Jun 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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