Transfer Rumours Summer 2025 Transfer Thread…

Still, he plays his part in the greatest of all England songs.

Five one, even Heskey scored.

 

Allam Shearskey.

 

Was a bit of a joke towards the end of his career but he was some player before that. Owen chose him as his favourite player to play up front with as he was a foil for a lot of his goals. I’m sure another player said the same but can’t remember who it was.
In the premier league 100 club, not many can say that and he scored quite a few crackers.

 

FFS.Just got back from hospital, saw all these pages on this thread and thought we must have signed someone.

 

Hope everything is ok .

 

none, just trying to stop the inane bickering

 

I think you're missing my humour mauled,it wasn't an attempt to mock...It's a Smith's Song

 

Totally missed it, never listened to them (gave it a go, but not my cup of tea)

That's not a cue for people to hijack the thread with music!!!! haha

 

Name sounds like the Slavic version of the Yorkshire Ripper..."Had the hammer to Vic".

Probably should transfer to "Offensive Joke Thread"...

 

Yes Heskey wasn't a bad larker, I think his bad reputation was probably due to him not being as prolific a scorer as many other strikers.

 

Emile Heskey, but a bid for Shearer has fallen through. He is off to Birmingham

 

Along with every ****er else
Except Birmingham’s castoffs
they’ll go to Wrexham!!!!

 

Had Wayne Brown’s pants down in that 0-5 against Wigan. Even Amr Zaki looked like a top Premier League striker that day.

 

No more apologies.

You've made someone feel very sick and ill today.

 

Well I'm still fond of you...Oh,Oh,Oh.

 

His reputation was tarnished even further by YouTuber and now rapper, boxer and **** knows what else, KSI.

 

With or without Philogenesque clauses?

 

Yea i'm good thanks, swollen right foot and ankle covered in bruises when I woke this morning. Got in touch with 111 and they told me to get to infirmary soonest.
Turned out to be two of me meds not controlling the bruises as should be, if gets any worse to get me arse back to infirmary. It was supposed to be a 4 hour wait but I was Triaged, seen by the Doc in 21/2 hours, so can't complain.
Thanks for asking mate.

 

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