BB lines his boots with crushed digestive biscuits to absorb the powerful foot odours which would otherwise distress his remaining friends...
I thought Katie Price was an English national treasure and like all treasure needs burying for a very long time. And Theo is the Archbishop of Canterbury, with a very low voice.
PSH is Godfather to Heidar Helgusson's oldest boy and visits the family in Keflavik every summer. How's that for a link to the last post?
(lol i always seem to be underneath Al (not that i'm complaining! lol)) PSH lived with a hundred and fifty others, living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road.
H knows this as she is one of those hundred and fifty others - and as a - ahem- senior member of the PSH harem, is entitled to twice yearly 'visitations'.
Chippy Minton is in fact a small market town near to Long Hanborough famous for the invention of the peppermint lozenge
PSH eats so many green fruit pastilles because, like Scotsmen everywhere, he believes them to be a healthy salad food.
David cameron was going to vote in favour of the deal in Brussels last week until Bolton's boots phoned him up and threatened to burn his priceless collection of Victorian teddy bears if he didn't vote against it.
Hornette_TID once met Lawrence Bassini, Thats why he never turns up at fans events after what happened.
good one! Lloydinio is actually 47, he lives in a mansion in Hampstead and goes to Vicarage Road occasionally, with a view to buying the club when he's 50.