Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

Whilst I appreciate this isn't serious.

He's a decent player who, in a settled team, would be fine. Couldn't play alongside Botman though as neither can run.

 

Elanga in a toon top?

 

Yup and liked by some of our lads.

 

So it looks like he’s a Newcastle’s fan then.

 

I remember Paqueta doing something similar a couple of years ago. That had a lot of people getting hopeful too

 

Anything interesting happening?

BTW that guy in the toon top looks more like kimbo slice than he does Elanga.

 

Elanga is in the semenyo top

 

So he's confused then??

 

So we are signing slice?

 

Have there been any links to Vlahovic?

 

Tons in Italian media.......latest I read was he's turned down Fenerbache as waiting for move to Newcastle.

He's on £180k a week...... can't see it myself despite only 12 months left.

 

Pity he's on that amount. Maybe, we can reduce it?!

 

Would be a canny sales pitch. Fancy taking less money and playing less than you do at the minute?

 

Hey, he might go for it. Just show him videos of Trippier's corners.

 

What's that even in response to?

 

PSG submitting £55m for Zabarnyi. Likely to cost more, but they'll pay it. Madness.