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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by GeordieGeezer, Jun 13, 2025.

  1. GeordieGeezer

    GeordieGeezer Member

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    Cheers for the warnings....Flip...So if its a trap even if i make sure im early or the surrounding shops have already closed....avoid Chinatown and Mcdonalds...not accept Monopoly money...and 'forget to bring me wallet'...i might still end up with a pint of tap water cos technically he did just say 'a pint'....
     
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  2. Magdad

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    It will be done in a place that charges for tap water <whistle>
     
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    To be fair, he always does ...
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    First pint does to Judge.

    Those other ****ing clowns can get a pint of piss or tap water.

    Or Carling. Same thing.
     
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  5. Magdad

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    Funny that, coz 3 or 4 pints of carling is usually enough to send you to tumbling into ditches and restaurants and doing dancing on piss routines
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

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    <laugh>

    You should have gone to Pizza Hut. Strong recommendation from Hamish.

    <cheers>
     
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  8. Dr Venkman

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    Newcastle to be in the bottom half at Christmas
     
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  9. Magdad

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    Mackems to be 21 points adrift by March 21st <whistle>
     
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    A friendly wager? Is this before, or after the festive fixtures? Jan 1st?
     
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  11. Dr Venkman

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    On Xmas day specifically?
     
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    Is that a question as to whether I accept that window, or a statement of fact with an erroneous question mark?
     
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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Correct?!?

    :bandit:
     
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  14. GeordieGeezer

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    Some good contributions made so here's what i reckon....
    Since Israel has just attacked Iran and The Ayatollah aint backing down its a good time to start with that...

    The Iranian leadership WILL be changed.....Western Iran will end up being evacuated with refugees going worldwide....highly likely the reason for ̶E̶l̶a̶m̶ Western Iran being evacuated will be nuclear contamination...

    Other 'predictions':

    A huge economic crash worse than the Great depression starts perhaps in Autumn 2025 or 2026, shares dropping maybe even as much as 80% and the paper US dollar goes extinct...a new digital type currency replaces it with Canada and then Mexico joining in with the use of it. Euro may even crash just weeks before the Dollar. Even the pound might be in big trouble...
    Something happens (maybe its the crash)-at least in the Western World if not worldwide-that leads to Mortgages and credit card debt being cancelled...(Imagine the celebrations)...If its because of the crash i wonder if BRICS nations citizens will not be getting their debt cancelled...
    Sometime during Trumps presidency a new uber Pandemic that will kill far more than Covid sends the world into lockdown once again..Europe goes into lockdown first...then Trump locks down USA...toilet rolls will once again be an endangered species on supermarket shelves.
    Volcanoes and earthquakes will happen more regularly than usual...Mount Fuji will be one of them to erupt (for the first time in over 300 years)...
    Major power blackouts like the recent one in Spain will happen but far worse....people will lose power for at least a week....
    AI comes up with cures for diseases like Cancer and Alzheimers and Diabetes...but sadly AI is not our friend and 'mysteriously' new diseases come into existence.
    Trump doesnt last the full 4 year term but NOT because of assassination, may be a political scandal such as claims the 2024 voting was rigged so the Democrats get back into power...

    Heres one with a bit of extra wild sauce...perhaps as soon as 2028/2029 Aliens will be spoken of as being 'real'....could be something along the lines of spacecraft have been spotted far away approaching Earth....

    Now what will Charlie Doggy make of all that?
     
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    Don't know but the aliens thing is already real
     
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  16. GeordieGeezer

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    They may have been 'paving the way' recently with the hearings and claims of whistleblowers
    https://www.npr.org/2023/07/27/1190390376/ufo-hearing-non-human-biologics-uaps

    And with the claims about what has been detected by Scientists:
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science...ALIENS-Breakthrough-exoplanet-ocean-life.html

    However my 'wild sauce' prediction is they will claim there is 'Official confirmation' about the supposed existence of Aliens and quite possibly the claim will include 'they are coming'...likely between 2028-2033....but what will really be going on?....well thats another story...
     
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  17. GeordieGeezer

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    By then hopefully Prem title at St James'
     
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  18. GeordieGeezer

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    And Champions league....dont want a Newcastle final against Madrid to be cancelled cos of fears Little Green Men are coming.
     
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  19. GeordieGeezer

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    It wouldnt surprise me if just about all the (serious) predictions made on this thread by everyone actually come true...I can see the headline now in the Dailymail in a few years time...'How did the Geordies know'....
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I genuinely believe AI will destroy the human race
     
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