Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Didn't they get the memo?

Only mags love goalscorers and their number 9 is the most famous in football!

 

Ya spelled discustad wrang marra

 

Champions league must start early this year, Ponteland airfield is full of fat bald twats in their shirts

 

Feck... off from there 6.30am tomorrow

 

One had beheadie howes face on the back of his

 

I was there last weds morning and the place was full of them. Never seen it so busy

 

I was coming back from Tenerife in March. A bloke was sitting in front of me on the plane, obviously a Saudi, though not that loud, and not wearing a football shirt. I'd say about fifty or so.

Onto the luggage roundabout and I see him walk away, leaving his other half to loiter and wait. A few minutes later,before the bags arrived, he returns with his Saudi barcode shirt on!

The old imbecile had been to the toilet to change into it. I just laughed out loud at him.

 

It's a syndrome that hasn't yet been diagnosed, quite weird.

 

That’s exactly where I am, I’ve seen one teams shirts today, I’m sure you know who

 

Only one so far

 

They will all be in the toilets drinking water from the toilet bowl!

 

Tags don’t let them leave the house until 7am to be fair

 

Thought I'd got away on me hols with just one skunk in the airport... the second one was on my flight to Portugal ffs.

At least he wasn't on my transfer bus

 

Where you heading in Portugal Blonde?

 

You'll see it again on return flight after 14 days of wearing it just hope you have seats away from him

 

Surprisingly none of them in my hotel heard a few mackem accents though, I’m sure the strip will be littered with them later mind

 

I've never bought into that absolute ****e number 9 shirt tripe.

 

Ya just divind understaaaand,man.

 

Alfor, canny so far. Today going to relax around pool, then tomorrow going to walk along the beach 7km into the town.

 

Bloke at work has a gravy stained top over the passenger seat in his truck, he's been away on hols for the past two weeks and I've been using his vehicle. I've taking it off the seat, rolled it up and put it in the box behind the seat. (Made sure I wore my work gloves before touching). It's the 2nd time I've done it and he kicked off big style the first time. Can't wait for the 2nd episode on Monday