Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

he thinks he's Bruce Springsteen.

 

His local team is North Sheilds so probably didn't go to see them much growing up hence like of interest in football.

 

Whilst incorrectly explaing the origin of words and phrases to some unsuspecting tourists, do they explain that Toon is slang for town yet the club is Nyacastle United and the place is a City not a town so when they shout "Toon" at random intervals throughout the day, at work, christenings, weddings, funerals, job interviews, social services home visits ect it makes no f**kin sense. Or if you end up outsmarting one during a battle of wit's, their natural reaction is "......5-1"?

 

Just put hits radio for 17 minutes... you'll hear him.

 

Ask them to add 5 and 1, thats if they can, its 6, 6 in a row you scruffy bastards

 

Don't cross this fella lads.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/16vapNdKHN/

 

And then he woke up and his mam made him his breakfast.

 

Hmm... Boro accent, talking a bout drinking in a **** bar that closed over a decade ago, I'll take things that never happened for 10, please.

 

It’s AI I’m pretty sure, believable one but it’s not real

 

Hilarious thing is soon as you see a CL or PL badge on a sleeve you know they bought it on holiday for a tenner.

‘So proud of my club that I stole from it’

 

With these daft twats though they think if they say it a few times it automatically becomes the truth

 

He has tits bigger than some lasses I have been with

 

This is weird and totally embarrassing

https://x.com/beangre73226284/status/1933844152841617437?s=46&t=26DLp2oXvFO7UDfe5HEPwQ

There’s something seriously wrong with them. A***hole’s they are.

 

The thing is that they actually think it's clever. And there's loads of them encouraging it as well, thinking it's clever. You never hear any mags come on and call it embarrassing or stupid and they they're showing themselves, the fanbase and club up with stuff like this, so you only think that it's agreed with and encouraged. Weird doesn't go far enough to describe it.

 

Noticed one of the unwashed in Asda Peterlee with the dirty skunk home top on, the Noon badge on the arm of the kit is bloody massive.

I mean it's a **** top anyway but the huge yellow block with Noon on makes it even worse

 

‘Noon’ sounds like a slang word for a fanny so it suits them.

It’s a template kit an arl. Their owners told them they were getting bespoke kits. Absolute fabrication.

Also, hilariously, unless you pay £100 plus for an ‘authentic’ shirt, the collar doesn’t match the one you’ll see on the players

 

I used to work in the security department in Exeter Prison, one of the prisoners came over and asked where I was from, told him Sunderland, (Its seaham TBH) he thought he was clever and said, haha 5-1, told him to add the 2 numbers together, 6 in a row, just bewilderment on the scrotes face

 

It would be embarrassing if it was children ...

... those responsible are adults who actually think they're really clever.

This weirdo actually stepped back, looked in the mirror and thought 'Brilliant, I look great'

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...Newcastle-United-themed-robe-tailor-made.html

 

And you know something? All of this is subject to the whims of a bloke who's been described as a sociopath and has opponents and dissidents imprisoned or executed without a second thought. Bin Salman could wake up tomorrow, decide that Al Rumayyan is against him and replace him after having him imprisoned or executed, or he could order every player at the mags be replaced by Saudi born players just because he feels like it and there's bugger all anyone can do about it.

 

What the f*ck is a feard hooligan?