British Politics spam thread

We could always put a burka on you , strap a suicide vest under it & detonate you outside a gay bar or pop concert, you could have 73 virgins too

 

Perhaps he could be a correspondent at the Pride and women's rights events in Palestine.

 

It's always the ones you least suspect.

 

I'm guessing the financing for building Wakanda are on hold

 

74 if you're offering, Simon...

 

Always wondered why this is thought of as some kind of reward.
When you die (and assuming you limit yourself to one per day) it means you get 2.5 months of virgins and the rest of eternity you get the same slappers as all the sinners.

 

Five years seems optimistic...

 

****s not relevant now never mind in five years.

Well, i say not relevant, he is if you take into account the **** ups he makes and the money he wastes that we give him.
We are now planning to spend billions on new submaines to the replace the ones we have spent billions on in the past and never used.

 

You are as hard as soft ****e and couldn’t kill time you weasily little tosspot

 

Just checked & my utility bills have been slashed & I have an extra £500 in my pocket.

Thank you Labour voters thank you Sir Kier I clearly didn't know what I was voting for

 

No wonder Morgan was ****ting himself and refused to let this lady speak.

 

tldr

 

*Seventy-four

Surely a pop?

 

Wait until they find out the fittest one is Susan Boyle, and the others are blokes.