.... just across from my house. He had his hands in his pockets playing with himself, probably thought nobody could see. He looked a right manky bastard, greasy mullet and boggin denims that were too short for him. Anyway, one of they pink limo's goes by, full of wee lassies, loads of balloons saying "Happy 14th Birthday" - it slowed down at the bus stop and they obviously shouted somethin at him, cos when it drove away he was jumping up and down bawling his eyes oot, he ended up gettin so upset he pished his drawers Then he started punching **** out the bus shelter. His bus came and the driver took one look at him and drove right past. Quite right, ****in jakey. That just got him even more upset, he pulled his soaking denims down and started tugging his baws and crying even louder. ****in madman.
nice one TN8, I sorta realised halfway through typing the thing that I may be leaving myself open for one of these
I also got into an argument on Friday with a Big Issue seller.... Friday afternoon around 12.30pm, and I'm coming from Frasers heading back to my motor which is parked at the car park behind St Enochs, across from Paddy's Market. This ****, with the brand new Nike's and Aquascutum bunnet on, offers me the chance to buy a copy of the Big Issue. "no thanks", I say and don't break my stride "Nice to be nice, ya ****", says the homeless scroat I stop in my tracks and turn back to him and say " What did you ****in say" He replies "nice to be nice" I told him " I ****in said NO THANKS" Junky prick " Naw ye never" I was ****in ragin, yet the best I could come up with on the spot was " Away an get a job, then ye might get a hoose ya ****ing scumbag" ****ing hate Big Issue sellers
They're total ****s Castleger. I work near paddys and the place is crawling with the portable scum units.
Was down in London last year visiting my brother. Me & the mrs went out for the day doing the tourist bit & come out of the tube with a wee map trying to find where we needed to head to next - there was a guy there repeatedly saying "Pound for a sandwich, pound for a sandwich...." Everytime someone walked past. A guy walked past us towards the tramp "Pound for a sandwich"......."Yeah sound mate, that sounds good. You got any cheese & pickle" I was pissing myself about that for hours.
Ah tramp abuse, magic When I was younger (about 15 years ago) I came out of Bonkers night club on a Saturday morning. I walked out with a bottle of beer and walked by a tramp. I don't remember this as I was pissed. The tramp shouted abuse at me and apparently I just stared at him and poured the beer all over his head then walk off again like nothing happened. The week later the tramp shouted abuse at me again so I decided to turn my take away container with chips and curry sauce all over the prick. I was fully aware of doing that to him
The best tramp abuse must got to Alan Davies from QI Walked passed one when pissed one night & the tramp shouted "Hey it Jonathon Creek" to which Alan Davies responded by beating the **** out of him & getting nicked
I like you TN8 and find you to be mildly amusing. Having said that, ahem, there's one of many things that I find quite tedious on these forum things. One of them being the old "I was standing at the bus stop" / "I saw a guy standing at the bus stop" threads. Please refrain from using this cheap attempt at humour.
