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“This country (England) is embarrassing” says Brendan…

 

That poor dog looks like it's been abused

 

*dag

 

How do you say Gammon flag shaggers in Spanish ?

 

lanzadores de banderas de jamon

 

Well surely Brexit voters won’t be happy about foreign governments sticking their noses in Uk matters, taking back control and all that.

 

Shout out to the Govanhill massive. Get your kids sleeves rolled up you lunatics!


Health chiefs are warning of the risks of measles after more cases were recorded in Scotland in the first five months of the year than the whole of 2024.

The latest figures, to be published on Thursday, could show more cases of the highly infectious disease, which is on the rise around the world.

Two years ago there was just one case of measles in Scotland but last year that rose to 24 laboratory-confirmed cases.

That figure was exceeded by 14 May this year and, although the numbers remain small, health experts are concerned that low vaccination rates in some areas could lead to many more cases.

Measles is a highly contagious disease which is spread by coughs and sneezes.

The virus can lead to pneumonia, brain swelling and death.

WHO regional director Henri Kluge called it a "wake-up call".

"Without high vaccination rates, there is no health security," he said.

Helen Benson, consultant in public Health for NHS Greater Glasgow and Clyde, said there had been an increase in cases across Scotland.

"We have already seen more this year than the whole of last year," she said.

"In Glasgow we have seen several cases since the start of the year and in recent weeks we have seen a small number within the Govanhill area.

"We are potentially aware that there may be some transmission in the local community so our efforts now are to minimise the number of further cases."

 

Muslims have been in Spain longer than England has been a country

 

All because @Toley Fart wouldn't take the vaccine

 

... be even more 'interesting' to see how the Gaseous Orange Blimp copes with the rug (not his) having being pulled out from under him to scupper his tariff plans ... even the Muskrat can see it's all going tits up and has jumped

 

I could point out that you have ignored the point preferring babble in the hope of distraction, or explain why your Musk comment is nonsense, or if I was childish, I could just point out it was a landslide, and he's there until 2028.

 

Point and explain to your heart's content - not like you've got much else to do ...

 

And yet here you are, with a higher post count than me despite us having one of the busiest boards, killing your own board meaning no moderation posts to make, leaving you making a tit of yourself on several boards at the same time.

 

Every ****ing thing they touch.

Labour, praised by Russia, China, Hamas...

 

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Irony Alert ... ain't me that has been confined to selectuve boards for being a tedious boring **** - nor do I spend my existence posting Twatter nonsense and the like - fills your entire day ...

 

Trump’s an actual idiot, a clown, a moron.

So of course are you, but you’re not even vaguely amusing either. You dumb ****.

 

You can't get anything right. I'm not confined to anywhere you dopey ****er, and thinking it takes more than a few seconds to post something that has you bobble hats flapping says more about you and your IT abilities than it says about me.

 

Tbf, in Spain they are actually Christian, unlike here. They’re also overrun with British Gammon roasting on the Costas on a diet of chips and beer, without bothering to learn a single word of Spanish. I love Spain, but my God my fellow Brits are a ****ing embarrassment.