Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

I wont go to any big gigs in Newcastle anymore because the locals always seem to start completely unrelated football chants. Just weird.

 

Hardly spent? In comparison to what they week expecting maybe? They were expecting to go and spend £100-150 million a player and get about 15 players in immediately at that price!

 

Off on hols in a couple of hours so I'll get my FA Cup wish in early..
I realy hope Crystal Palace win it - on condition that , even though it's the big cup and their first ever trophy, they then just have a normal open top bus over a couple of miles, to the ground, and a lap of honour there ( with no ex player Ian Wright and no south London version of Ant and Dec) A bit of dignity and show the mags how embarrasing they were.

 

Think half of today’s crowd at Sid Jame’s park must have flown in for the match judging by how many are at airport at the minute

 

Just seen a big fat ****er at the cash point across the road from the local club.
I wouldn't say he was in full kit as his black socks were donnay sports socks. He must have been 55- 60. I wish I'd been able to get a photo but I was getting served in the shop the cash point is attached to

 

I was in Sainsbury’s yesterday while their game was on and saw atleast 5 in their tops, they’re a strange breed

 

I came back from town the other day, I didnt realise one of the zebra clad ****s lived near to me, obviously washing his car he needed his skunk outfit on. Petrol bomb waiting

 

Don't wait to long, if we get promoted he may try to change to a black cat.

 

I was looking at the ****er as I walked past, is that the only clothes they own? ****ing vermin

 

I live in the middle of them all so I can’t open my eyes without seeing them, had to drop in the odd ‘you’re pushing it for kick off mind’ yesterday

 

That's cos they don't have anything decent to wear.

 

Always a size xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl n all

 

Is that one of the best, is it one in ten or one in a million

 

Lass I knows husband wears a club tracksuit everywhere he goes, bar work. Shopping, airport, pottering around, match. Even gets them daft lines cut in his hair because Bruno G does. Lifting. Now he’s got the poor bairn doing the same. 35 year old full kit ****er. If I dressed in a kit for the airport I think she’d ask for a divorce and rightly so

 

Just so i fully understand......you dont actually need to sell your sole to win something!!

Actually you can win the oldest most prestigious trophy in the world without selling your sole

Signs that there is hope for us all yet

 

Obsessed? Not much.

 

Who is that? he looks like he could do with a good wash, scruffy zebra nonce (didnt click on it BTW)

 

He's ok then cause when we do go up then it's not the derby it was, they're also frightened in case we turn them over

 

He is correct, it isnt the Derby anymore, we used to play against Newcastle United Football Club, we would now be facing a middle eastern state sponsored sports washing organisation, but that is beyond the capabilities of their tiny brains to comprehend that. But, But we got wor clerb back

 

I see Everton got a dressing room selfie after their win there today Obviously ripping the piss!