British Politics spam thread

We're the mixed-race household in the street.
One side: old couple, very nosey, other than that OK.
Other side: single middle aged bloke, ****ing weirdo. I said hello to him the day I moved in and he blanked me. He has continued to blank me for seven years. His mum was nice and friendly but she's dead now.
Opposite: another old couple, very nice. Single mum, bit chavy.

 

We ought to start taking biometrics for benefit claimants. And deport this **** and all of her very large family:

 

So you have no idea what xx chromosomes are. I'm not surprised, you have the IQ of a bar of soap.

 

What had my response to do with chromosomes, you Limpet

 

All for that ... although the vast majority won't be brown ... have you thought this through? .... you'll decimate the Reform vote

 

Biometrics should sort out the benefit scammers. That **** and her very large family should be deported. I'm guessing £100k will go far in Pakistan.

 

Where you sending all the white ones to?

 

I'm not. Yes, I have double standards.

 

You don't say?

For me it's 'what's good for the goose, is good for the gammon'

 

I guess it is necessary to put a laughing emoji after each of your posts to alert people that you are trying to be funny.

 

Only if they are a bit dim ... which is why you are more likely than most to get one

 

Who knew? ... well most of us without Gammon blinkers tbf ...

 

I wonder how many white benefit cheats there are in Pakistan. It would be interesting to find out. I'm not even sure they have benefits in Pakistan. I'm sure someone will know the answer.

What I would say is this: let's do a reciprocal deal where we send all the foreign benefit cheats back to their countries of origin, and in return we get all British benefit cheats from abroad. That's a fair deal, eh?

We could do the same with prisoners. For example, send all the Polish crims back, and we get all the Brits currently languishing in Polish nicks.

I'm on to a surefire winner with this line of thought.