Strange that BT - your post reminded me of an old limerick "There was a young man from Cosham........ First line - anyone want to quote the second?
No Bluey..............it actually was............ There was a young man from Cosham, Who took out his cobblers to wash 'em, .......next line please.
Very good and close there Furter. Here's the rest of it (as I remember )............... A well hung young man from Cosham Pulled out his cobblers to wash 'em. His wife shouted "Jack! If you don't put 'em back, I'll tread on the buggers and squash 'em"
OK BT and Bluey - you asked for it................ An attractive young lady from Horley Called the doctor when feeling quite poorly He said open wide She asked how far is wide He said just lay back and think of Steve Borley.
hey Sparkey you are good at this. If I go anywhere else I will let you and BFB know for you to amuse yourselves
I sense some hypocrisy here sparkey. After being admonished by your good self and having posts moved, here I find you, posting jokes on the 'away from football' thread. We have a perfectly good jokes thread as a sticky no less. Double standards.
...........all I'll say is it is "away from football"...............just about as far away as City were from playing it last season.........
