Off Topic International Tea Day

Ringtons.
Breakfast Blend
LOOSE LEAF. (Tea bags in a mug=NO)
very little milk.

And the best bit.....

I get woken every morning by a goblin teasmade

What more could a man ask for.

(Auto correct tried changing teasmade into teammate- pleased I spotted that one)

 

Who is the nice teamaker who wakes you up nicely?

 

It's wonderful.

I can just lie back and wait for it to do the job.

 

Better than a can of Monster and a line of coke, Spring?

 

Back in the day the used tea leaves were saved, and then used with fried tomatoes when having a fry up.


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Me Dad used to do that......dirty twat.

 

Ditto.

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Some of us were civilised and put them in the garden,especially around rose bushes.

Tea Bags for 'puffy' eyes

 

Too easy.


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It was written online in the Nail, back when he went missing, that he stole it from a 'well known' gangster and he got murdered as a result, after his two friends ratted him out. The police and media know who did it, but as of yet, there's no physical or phone evidence tying in who had his watch stole, implying that someone else murdered him. This all got deleted, due to ongoing investigation. ****ty to steal a watch, but didn't deserve to get murdered for it.

 

Beg pardon?

 

I think he’s shouting at tea.