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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Just to remind everyone.

    We have won 8 games from last 10 PL games and drawn 1 and lost 1.

    Meanwhile, Arsenal have won only three of their last eleven Premier League matches, then Everton who have won only two of their last eleven PL matches.

    Reasons to be cheerful, part one.
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, May 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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    What movie is this
     
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    Cockface, May 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Kill Bill Vol 1.

    I'm a very big Tarantino fan
     
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    Welshie, May 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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    Liked that one, but not the 2nd.

    Probably around the time I stopped enjoying movies in general.
     
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    Cockface, May 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Around the time your face collided with that vauxhall astra, yeah I remember
     
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    Welshie, May 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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    I actually did drive a Vauxhall Astra at that time I believe.. 2 litre turbo and thought I was mint.
     
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    Cockface, May 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    My first car was a Vauxhall corsa and I still have fond memories of it, great little runner. For a teenager I thought I was the dogs bollocks, saved ages for it and was gutted when I sold it
     
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    Welshie, May 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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    Yeah those were the days mate. I went the Fiesta route, which was pretty much the options. The Saxo was probably the other and there was always some **** with the VTR or the RS escort.
     
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    Cockface, May 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    lol when I was 19 everyone was fiesta, corsa or one of these hideous things

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    these cars could go through a nuclear apocalypse and still get you A-B
     
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    Welshie, May 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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    Yeah the Megan ugly as ****...the French seem to produce the worst looking cars you'll find anywhere.
     
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    Cockface, May 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM

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    This could work

    Screenshot_20250517-130503.png
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, May 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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    The slowest back 3 I've ever seen in my life
     
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    Cockface, May 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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    Is Tripps out?
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, May 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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    Yep
     
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    JakartaToon, May 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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    You could swap Kraft for Lascelles to maybe get a miniscule speed boost?
     
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    The title of this thread could turn into an ironic haunting.
     
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    Cockface, May 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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    Got to admit, if someone had told me in 2021 that approaching 4 years after a multi-billion pound take-over we'd be aiming to start with Schar, Kraft and Murphy my brain would have imploded.
     
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    MATCHDAY :emoticon-0107-sweat:emoticon-0107-sweat:emoticon-0107-sweat:emoticon-0107-sweat:emoticon-0176-smoke:emoticon-0176-smoke:emoticon-0176-smoke:emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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    Mick O'Toon, May 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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    It sounds very much like the takeover is going to kick on again this summer. I've not heard Howe be so bullish about that until this weeks presser.

    I suppose it could be because there's someone making noises about wanting a move, but he was certainly bigging up the club's ambitions.
     
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    Cockface, May 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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    :cheesy:
     
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    Mick O'Toon, May 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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