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Special mention to Jeff Hendrick mind.

 

He scored with his arse

 

I think he was the worst. There were some bad ones but he was spectacularly poor, I'm not convinced he was a footballer at all.

 

I'm sure he'd be grand but there's no way on earth we're paying the sorts of wages he'd want. Howe doesn't push the boat out for players generally but if he's going to it'll be someone who he knows can do it in the Prem. Mbuemo is more likely but a player from a relegated team is even more likely.

 

Yeah he's currently on about double the wages you currently pay Isak and likely he will want a payrise.

 

Nah that was his face.

 

Arsenal game is a free hit. Might as well go for it.

Everton game is like a cup final.

We have two bites of the cherry.

 

It'll be one after Sunday

 

We should be going for it. It's not a free hit. It's a chance to go second.

 

There's only a 30% chance

 

Better than

 

And? Our fans need to look up and not down.

 

Let him do his thing, is my advice. He's putting in the hard yards now

 

A 30% chance of winning a game away to the side in 2nd. I will take that. If we have a 30% chance of winning then there must be a better chance of getting a point so we have a better than 50% chance of getting something from this game.

Never known you to be so upbeat before a game.

 

I'm personally giving it a zero % chance, but the bookies are more optimistic.

 

Why?

 

In case Aliens are coming to take over the World.

 

The Andromins have been here for centuries. I prefer to look out for great big deep holes more than anything in the sky though.

 

There’s a few that are champion pre match. One look at the matchday mascots in the tunnel however and their bladders begin to leak

 

Rumours from France that we're attempting to convince Rayan Cherki to join us over his other options and have triggered his £19m release clause (or are willing to). This one would be exceptional, but highly unlikely.