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WAR! What is it good for?

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  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Jordanian sources say Israel has delayed and imposed restrictions and this - along with the resumption of the war - has impeded the evacuation process. Sick Gazans have also been evacuated to other countries via Israel.

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    So it’s not just 33 that Israel have let through? They’ve let other children travel through Israel to other countries but strangely (not) the BBC have decided not to put a number on the children that have been let through to other countries. That raises suspicion straightaway especially with how the BBC are about Israel.

    So it also looks like the resumption of the war is mainly responsible for causing delays. Totally understandable.

    Nice one Hamas.
     
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  2. brb

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    Don't really agree that you do what you have to do to survive, but I can see where some depraved human minds would resort to this when faced with the fear of death. Just subjective opinion on my part and that I'd rather die.

    Anyway, giving reason to why you shouldn't eat your brother or sister or any family member... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    “How was the funeral?”

    “Bit chewy”
     
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  4. brb

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    I was thinking actually @PINKIE that there is one remarkable difference between the plane crash cannibals and the story you told, and that is drinking water - it was in the Andes so a region covered by snow, so a source of water. Where as in your story it was at sea, so would have caused problems, I believe in your story the difficulty would have been more the lack of fresh water then that of food, hence then the mind deteriorates even quicker and certainly a lot quicker than those in the Andes, who just as a conscious decision decided to take on cannibalism to survive. Whereas those in the boat probably went full on fruit loop to that route.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

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    The article quotes the 33...
     
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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I know! It’s bait <doh>
     
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  7. Citizen Kane.

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    15/5/25 Updated Standings

    The Official Not 606 Free Free Palestine (FFP) League table:

    1) Piskie
    2) Fosse ^
    3) Spurlock
    4) Ern ^
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    5) Solid ^
    6) Archers
    7) Bobby
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    8) Welshie ^
    9) Diego
    10) Milk
    11) Luv
    12) Duggie
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    13) Libby
    14) Bod
    15) Brb
    16) Roger ^
    17) CK ^
    ****
    18) Sucky
    19) Bwood ^
    20) Saf
    *****

    *
    1-4: Automatic qualification for United Nations Greta Thunberg Just Stop Oil Non-binary Vegan Coalition NGO.

    **
    5-7: Automatic qualification for an all-expenses paid holiday from the Swiss bank account of Mahmoud Abbas

    ***
    8-12: Automatic qualification for the Intertoto Fair Play fence sitting trophy

    ****
    14-17
    Deep tissue Swedish massage from Benjamin Netanyahu and Betzalel Smotrich

    *****
    18-20: Automatic qualification for the Eugene Terre'blance Apartheid Nazi Supremacist trophy.


    Absolute carnage in recent weeks.

    A late-season charge from Saf sees him barge members out the way like an IDF bulldozer in his charge to become a Zionist Nazi. His suggestion that the people of Gaza resort to cannibalism to solve the hunger crisis is peerless in 825 pages of debate.

    India bombing Spurlock's cousins in Pakistan was an understandable distraction, so for now Piskie is officially the most ethical and righteous poster on this forum. Fosse's season is finishing strongly, and with Ern now in the top 4 it is heating up for the run-in.

    Another week's ban for Tommy Robinson sees him back into the relegation zone. This and Saf's bender pushes me into Bibi massage territory, an image that will keep me up at night. I'm letting the side down.

    Closing in on the home stretch, all to play for.
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    **** off.
     
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  9. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I’m like Southampton. It should be mathematically impossible to not finish bottom, now.



    Trophy better be worth it.
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

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    Award ceremony is at the European Hospital in Khan Younis ... you should practice your acceptance speech ducking ...
     
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  11. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Oooh, moved up to 4th for mentioning that their origin story is bullshit and was stolen from the Akkadians.
     
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  12. Star of David Bardsley

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    Not sure how Duggie is mid-table. Should be an outside shot for bottom three.
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

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    Think you did well to get around the reporting restrictions... <whistle>
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Israel have killed another 100 people in the last 12 hours. Adding to the 60 yesterday and the 100 the day before.

    but self defence or something.

    ****s
     
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  15. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    European hospital? <laugh>

    That’s some top propaganda tactics right there <applause>
     
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  16. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Alright pal, you’ve won the league. You can let up now.
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

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    Founded by UNRWA in 1989 funded by a grant from the EU ... bombed in a 'defensive' action by the IDF / Israel in 2025 because Hamas operatives were disguising themselves as x-ray machines and incubators ...
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

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    They did take out an extensive tunnel network purposely built below the ground close to the hospital but we’ll ignore that.
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

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    Ooooh tunnels ... yes that makes it much better <doh>
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Still two games to go bro
     
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